Wake up and Get Started without Caffeine!
Powerful
Audio Technology Will Get You Started Naturally Every
Morning
and Help You Stay Awake and Alert During Dreary Afternoon Slumps
From:
Chet Day
Editor, Health & Beyond Online
If
you're a typical stressed out 21st century man or woman, you're probably a caffeine
junkie consuming coffee or energy drinks faster than a beatnik in a 50's coffee
cafe.
... if
the above description fits you, you're also no doubt experiencing typical caffeine
addiction symptoms on a regular basis:
- nervousness
- irritability,
anxiety
- G/I
dysfunction
- tremulousness
- muscle
twitching
- headaches
- and
occasional heart palpitations.
Do
you think your caffeine addiction is worth all those unpleasant and potentially
dangerous symptoms?
Well, I created
the StereoCoffee CD as non-drug, caffeine alternatives
to help overworked and stressed-out men and women.
If
you're working so much and sleeping so little that it's nigh impossible to get
up in the morning and stay awake and alert at work without coffee and energy drinks,
then our CD will help you break your reliance on stimulants that keep you going
through your stress-packed day.
Is
Getting Up in the Morning Hell for You?
If
you're living in the modern age and count yourself as the average overworked,
over-stressed man or woman, getting started in the morning is torture.
For
instance, your alarm goes off and you can't believe it's already time to get up
because you're as exhausted as a hung-over grad student who stayed up all night
to finish a paper.
So
what do you do?
If
you're like the average Joe or Jane, you stumble to the kitchen to pour the day's
first of many cups of coffee.
I
bet you even have an espresso machine.
And
I also bet you've set the autotimer on your caffeine machine to have hot brew
ready and waiting for you as soon as you get out of bed every morning.
Then
you swallow that dark, stimulant-laden beverage -- either loaded with sugar for
an extra energy boost or black as coal if you really need to jump-start your body.
After
a shower and another cup of Java -- sipping that one on your drive to work, am
I right? -- you eventually start feeling like you may be awake enough to survive
to the first coffee break.
You know as well as I do that the above
routine is NOT a healthy way to start your day and to live your life.
Well,
our StereoCoffee CD is going to help you wake up every morning
without the jitters and bad breath associated with coffee and caffeine.
And we guarantee it because our safe and effective NeuroImagery
brainwave entrainment technology works better than caffeine to keep you awake
and alert!
Here's
a Brief Description
of NeuroImagery Audio Technology Using
vibrational entrainment methods which act like a tuning fork for the brain, the
NeuroImagery audio technology on the three tracks of StereoCoffee
stimulates your brain to generate healthy
and powerful beta waves associated with improved emotional stability, as
well as productive energy levels, attentiveness, and concentration.
A
person with sophisticated sound analysis software would discover on the three
StereoCoffee tracks several extremely
powerful brain entrainment techniques that comprise our second generation
NeuroImagery audio technology. Interestingly
enough, NeuroImagery audio technology does
not rely solely on binaural beats, the brain entrainment method used
in many of the world's most expensive self-improvement CDs. Consequently,
each of our three audio tracks effectively entrain your brain to productive beta
waves with or without using headphones! |
Do
You Suffer from Midmorning and Afternoon Slumps?
Most
people in the work force today struggle with low energy and sleepiness during
the midmorning hours and again in the afternoon, either right after lunch or a
couple of hours later.
You know, that
time of the day when your energy drops out beneath you like a plummeting
elevator every afternoon.
When
you feel like a fish out of water.
When
you're tempted to grab the stapler as the only way to keep your eyes open.
So
what do you do to stay awake?
- You have another cup of coffee...
- You
slug down an expensive energy drink...
- You
pop a caffeine pill or a ridiculously overpriced prescription upper dealt to you
by your friendly physician...
Again,
the above are NOT healthy choices for staying awake and alert.
Instead
of Unhealthy Drinks and Drugs, Use StereoCoffee to Wake Up in the Morning
and to Remain Alert and Energetic All Day Long
You
know Red Mammoth or whatever that energy drink's called is a short cut
to a shorter life.
And
you also know five, six, seven cups of coffee a day is probably not the best thing
in the world for your body.
I
bet you'd probably like to break the hold that caffeine has on your body, and
I know you'd likely want to cut down on your coffee consumption.
Enter
the StereoCoffee CD on which you'll find
three remarkable audio tracks (can be ripped easily to mp3 files) that will solve
your morning and afternoon living zombie problems forever.
Let
me briefly describe each track...
StereoEspresso
- Track One
The
StereoEspresso wake-up track is the one you'll want to keep on your
home stereo set.
Try
this routine out for size:
Program
your bedroom CD player to blast this track to coincide with your alarm clock.
You'll have jacked the volume the night before, and,
boom, you'll burst wide awake to a fun, uplifting tune
that's layered with our powerful NeuroImagery sound technology.
As
explained above, NeuroImagery audio technology
stimulates beta brainwave activity, which is associated with improved emotional
stability, as well as productive energy levels, attentiveness, and concentration.
StereoCaffeine
- Track Two
Bogging
down at work midmorning or late afternoon and thinking about downing an energy
drink to bring you back to life?
Well,
forgo the Scarlet Bovine in a can and instead plug your headphones into
your office computer or your mp3 player and listen to StereoCaffeine,
the second powerful wake-up audio track on this amazing CD.
StereoCaffeine
(as well as the other two tracks) can be listened to with or without headphones,
by the way. Composed of brown noise with NeuroImagery audio technology
to help your brain generate wide-awake beta waves, you'll perk up in a matter
of minutes.
The
best part is you won't have to be dreading the inevitable crash and downer from
chugging an energy drink.
StereoArabic
- Track Three
StereoArabic
is the most powerful wake-up audio track on the CD.
It's
so powerful you actually have to be careful when you
slap on a pair of headphones and listen to StereoArabic. A little
bit of this one goes a long way.
In
fact, the StereoArabic track is so powerful, you'll feel it working
within the first minute of listening to it.
By
the time you get to the end of the track twenty minutes later, you'll feel like
you've just slammed back multiple cans of Crimson Taurus. But without the
caffeine and without the jitters!
Stay
Alertly Awake AND Save Money with StereoCoffee
Have
you ever calculated how much money you spend on caffeine and energy drinks?
At
$2.00 or more a can, energy drinks are particularly overpriced. Seriously, you're
practically buying a cocktail each time you pull out your wallet to buy a can
of this unhealthy stuff.
Speaking
of cocktails... how would you feel about yourself if you drank as many alcoholic
beverages a day as you do energy drinks and/or cups of coffee?
So
save your money and help your body by cutting back or eliminating unhealthy stimulants
that keep you awake.
Unlike
coffee beans and energy drinks, StereoCoffee can be used again and
again.
For
less than the price of a large pizza, you can own a healthy pick-me-up
audio tool that won't continually drain your wallet.
Your
Results Are Completely Guaranteed
Oh,
one more thing.
Our
CD is 100% money back guaranteed because at Health & Beyond Online
we're never satisfied unless our customers are more than satisfied.
That
has been our philosophy since we started our natural health business back in 1993.
So here's our
unequivocal guarantee...
Order
StereoCoffee CD and put it through its paces.
Rip
the tracks onto your MP3 player, save them on your computer's hard drive, or burn
them to multiple discs for 45 days.
You
be the judge.
If
our system doesn't deliver everything I've promised, or if you're unhappy with
it for any reason, simply email us at the address in your receipt, and we'll immediately
refund your entire investment.
We
can make this ironclad guarantee because during the development phase of this
project my research team and I personally experienced and profited from the wake
up power of the StereoCoffee CD.
We
know how well this CD works, and consequently we have complete confidence that
you're going to benefit from it as much as we have.
We're
practical people who want sharp and simple natural solutions that work.
And
that's just what you'll find with StereoCoffee CD.
So,
right now, while it's
fresh in your mind, order your copy of StereoCoffee CD.
Don't
delay. I promise you'll be pleasantly surprised. In fact, almost shocked, by how
quickly and easily you'll wake up in the mornings and stay awake and alert all
day long when you own the StereoCoffee CD.
Sincerely,

Chet Day, Publisher
StereoCoffee CD
P.S.
Don't forget, your satisfaction is 100% guaranteed.
You can't go wrong. You must be 100% happy with the results you get from this
CD, or you'll get a complete refund of your entire investment. With that in mind,
order right now...
StereoCoffee
CD
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